Goggleblog

My running commentary of today's gogglebox...

blow by blow commentary (only funny if you actually watch this)


-Hubby and I still arguing about Adipose's name

- which fucking fridge? - some of us only have one

- I miss Caroline Ahern - not the same without her

- who dyes their asshole - actually I don't want to know

- Sqeedge - possible future cats name?

- I love Leon and June  and his Japanese impressions

- Seriously going to replace all my mugs for pot noodle cups (if it wears out I can replace it for a yummy snack and cup all in one)

-Maybe a virtual boyfriend isn't a terrible idea?

- What that boy needs is a good blowjob - not convinced that's going to fix society

- Does silent Bob (jay?) ever speak?

- That Dom is definitely dirty in the bedroom...

- Why does everyone fancy Nigella - I cook okay badly but no one fancies me (other than hubby and he tried my lettuce soup)

- Loving Dom's dodgy tooth mother crushes

- Hubby is suckered in by steak and Nigella..... we'll go back to the blow job theory then? (see above)

- Mum and I discuss Dad fancying Nigella and me saying its cos she looks like her.. (well if you squint and stand on one leg)

- Mum want's to remove the grey hair from his nose (Mr Michael)

- Loving the posh couple slurping and getting on the old tits  which Dom would like to see

- Ad break - continued argument about ADIPOSE, hubby (who is getting on my tits) votes FEZ, mum is doing the names in a hat and letting the kitten (ADIPOSE) choose... Mum then (forced by the way) is still pushing for BelloTrix (so not happening)

- and we are back (which is a relief from the awkward kitten name tension)

- chin chin - I so have to stay at their B n B I should have put it on my 33 things (maybe I could include it in have a holiday?)

- Oh god Sandy and Sandra twerking - I can never remove that image from my brain

- why does everyone feel the need to show their asses tonight?

- ooooh cake and beavers (this will make no sense in the morning)

- Mum: didn't we watch this? (educating yorkshire)
me: no you said it was shit
Mum: but its the final
Me: yes but you said it was shit
Mum: nothing final is shit... and they are crying we should have watched this... (insert eye rolling here)

- comparing hubby to fat dad - I meant it in a complementary way but he just looks cranky

- this teacher needs a wife or tie teaching lessons

- okay teacher may be shabby but I do want to cry now...

- FINE teachers are as cool as social workers

- Hubby making F%^K jokes - trying to be grown up and mature - given in and laughed - will now have to watch educating yorkshire finale tomorrow - for the emotional release and research purposes for NaNoWriMO

- argument about tie teacher... hubby says clothes don't matter what was girl child's teacher wearing at parents evening... I have no clue and don't care she was a woman, hubby tries (and fails) to use gender equality against me ... he misses the point.. its not the tie, I don't care if he does or doesn't wear one so long as he wear its properly - still arguing about this... want to kill hubby

- back to gogglebox (because argument will go on all night and I am confident that I am right)

- I am worried that I don't understand Russell Brand sober of all people especially when he's talking politics (maybe am not as clever as I like to assume)

- I need Steph's boots (always distracted by shoe porn)

- She says he looks dirty yet she's sleeping with Dirty Dom

- Cocks and Tits I love Wednesdays

- It's true the UK cannot deal with weather - of any kind - and for the record where was my storm?

- I don't even watch x factor anymore and I want this prison chick to win

- massive dress - Leon I have bigger ;) (oh god hitting on the OAP's must be immoral?)

- Decide against singing this as marriage is hanging by a thread - but my heart will go on (just so you know)

- Too late, did it, made mum and hubby's ears bleed.... they are currently discussing singing lessons, I suggest hearing tests

- Thinking we should install Sandra in our house instead of spider off....

YAY GOGGLEBOX